Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
August 31st, 2009
So I’m sure you’ve heard by now that Walt Disney Studios is remaking Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, but did you know they’re also adding new dwarfs? That’s right, 15 new dwarfs! My friend who works at Disney managed to get me the names, and I thought I’d share them with you. Enjoy!
(IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER):
1. Hot Shot
2. Ding Dong
3. Captain Eddie
4. Turbo Tax
5. E.T.
6. Leslie’s
7. Murphy Grenade 3000
8. Handy Smurf
9. Feple
10. Kif
11. Jurbaury
12. Turbo Tax 2
13. Snow White
14. Feple
15. Kif
Although the names may sound strange (sort of), I assure you that my friend can be trusted because he has a very high-ranking position at Disney (he draws Donald’s sailor hat).
Th-Th-Th-That’s all, folks!
Hello Blog
June 18th, 2009
Hey, everyone. This is the first entry on my new website’s blog. To get you better acquainted with my blog, I sat down with it for an exclusive interview earlier this week. Enjoy!
Paul Rust: Hello, Blog. Nice to meet you.
BLOG: Internet.
Paul Rust: What?
BLOG: Internet.
Paul Rust: I’m afraid I don’t under—
BLOG: Internet.
Paul Rust: Are you okay? Is something wrong?
BLOG: Internet.
Paul Rust: Internet?
BLOG: Internet.
Paul Rust: YAY! INTERNET!!!
Well, now you meet him. A little stuck-up, huh? STAY COOL, DUUUUUDEZ!!!!